No Name

My name is no name . I'm allan's last cat out of 5 he had once , the others croaked, ha ha ha . I've always been the nastiest cat he owned and people who came here hated me (like I give a shit) . I've lived in this house for something like 20 years and in my old age I demand lots of expensive canned food that this asshole I live with goes out and buys . I'm always in the way now on the kitchen table where Allan types in his computer but being old now he puts up with my annoying ways . I might live forever just to piss him off . Yours, No Name