Man, thanks for wasting the last 2 hours of my life.
I knew when I saw this there was something wrong....shouldnt have doubted myself.
I recalled that David had been damaged when protestants sacked much of Italy ...specifically it was pushed off its pedestal and the right arm was destroyed... broken into three pieces. Anyway it has taken me at least 2 hours to verify this.
This occured in 1527 in florence (simultaneous to the 'Sack Of Rome'). Other great moments in protestant history at this time include their taking a brief break from raping nuns to ransom the popes 8 year old niece under threat of putting her in a brothel.
All this combined is what historically signifies the end of the Rennaisance....so its almost comical to me that the attempted destruction of Michelangelos David is downplayed as being a result of "one of Florences many street riots".
If you want a good laugh at how educationally screwed up public schools make people go and research this incident on the internet. They do some truly Olympic verbal gymnastics to sugar coat the simple but bitter truth: Catholics created the Rennaisance to drag halfwitted mankind out of the dark ages.....Protestants destroyed it.
Oh and incidentally the one source I found that told the straight story??? P.B.S.
Anyway this photo you posted is not the real David. The real david has a visibly damaged right arm....It was hidden by a guy whose name history recorded (but I did not)until the protestants were too drunk to murder any more and then eventually a crude reattachment was done using metal pins. It was essentially destroyed.
So on that note I'll leave you swelling with Lutheran pride.
Never once did I say this was "the real David" . I'm fully aware the real david wwas destroyed by masses who were brought to a fever pitch of destruction by Martin Luther and I don't mean the black guy .
As a matter of fact this is a picture of a 1/3 scale model of the original david that I will be selling in the future for 39.99 plus shipping and packing .
I put the picture here on my blog to whet the appetites of the masses of prodestans who would like to buy the reproduction in order to relive the antics of their ancesters and smash up the fucking thing with a sledge hammer . If my predictions are right and the Prods really are as angry as I think I should be able to sell millions of these things . By the way NAg for your information these scale models are made by buddists in Red China . No point , just a fact .
I dont't think thats nag either. I'm guessing here but I think someone is holding nag captive in a small cell deep underground and is forcing him to write these foolish things that sound like the "old" nag . I'm going to start studying what the "nag" is saying in hopes of finding clues as to where he is being held captive . If I know nag he will be putting little clues in what he's saying so someone will find him .
Calling me Lutherin is a good place to start . Nag knows full well I'm an agnostic so there a damn good chance theres a lutherin church near where he is . Thats a good starting point and I hope I can save The Nag before he's left in the cell to die and mummify .
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I posted the dyslexia answers on Jillys page.
Man, thanks for wasting the last 2 hours of my life.
I knew when I saw this there was something wrong....shouldnt have doubted myself.
I recalled that David had been damaged when protestants sacked much of Italy ...specifically it was pushed off its pedestal and the right arm was destroyed... broken into three pieces. Anyway it has taken me at least 2 hours to verify this.
This occured in 1527 in florence (simultaneous to the 'Sack Of Rome'). Other great moments in protestant history at this time include their taking a brief break from raping nuns to ransom the popes 8 year old niece under threat of putting her in a brothel.
All this combined is what historically signifies the end of the Rennaisance....so its almost comical to me that the attempted destruction of Michelangelos David is downplayed as being a result of "one of Florences many street riots".
If you want a good laugh at how educationally screwed up public schools make people go and research this incident on the internet. They do some truly Olympic verbal gymnastics to sugar coat the simple but bitter truth: Catholics created the Rennaisance to drag halfwitted mankind out of the dark ages.....Protestants destroyed it.
Oh and incidentally the one source I found that told the straight story??? P.B.S.
Anyway this photo you posted is not the real David. The real david has a visibly damaged right arm....It was hidden by a guy whose name history recorded (but I did not)until the protestants were too drunk to murder any more and then eventually a crude reattachment was done using metal pins. It was essentially destroyed.
So on that note I'll leave you swelling with Lutheran pride.
Never once did I say this was "the real David" . I'm fully aware the real david wwas destroyed by masses who were brought to a fever pitch of destruction by Martin Luther and I don't mean the black guy .
As a matter of fact this is a picture of a 1/3 scale model of the original david that I will be selling in the future for 39.99 plus shipping and packing .
I put the picture here on my blog to whet the appetites of the masses of prodestans who would like to buy the reproduction in order to relive the antics of their ancesters and smash up the fucking thing with a sledge hammer . If my predictions are right and the Prods really are as angry as I think I should be able to sell millions of these things . By the way NAg for your information these scale models are made by buddists in Red China . No point , just a fact .
allan
That's not really Nag. Miller took over his screen name after she pushed him and his wheelchair off a cliff.
Just imagine if that one finger you type with was broken into three pieces and held together with tiny little pins.
I dont't think thats nag either. I'm guessing here but I think someone is holding nag captive in a small cell deep underground and is forcing him to write these foolish things that sound like the "old" nag . I'm going to start studying what the "nag" is saying in hopes of finding clues as to where he is being held captive . If I know nag he will be putting little clues in what he's saying so someone will find him .
Calling me Lutherin is a good place to start . Nag knows full well I'm an agnostic so there a damn good chance theres a lutherin church near where he is . Thats a good starting point and I hope I can save The Nag before he's left in the cell to die and mummify .
allan
Daisy, why would you want a guy with such a little dick?
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