the better hippie bus

this hippie bus is often seen going down the street with it's stereo blasting stairway to heaven driven by an old hippie man , emaciated from years of drug use with a long grey braid hanging down his back. sitting next to him is his common law wife of 40 years still looking like one of charlie mansons girls with long straight grey hair hanging to her waist . in the back of the bus are the couples now adult children with spiked hair , covered in tatoos , nose , eye lid , tongue , nipple, labia and penis piercings penetrating their bodies as they search the landscape for a good place to set up the next meth lab .