traciebrat maybe

apparantly after brat read my thesis on breast worshipping she decided to share this new picture of herself after undergoing breast augmentation surgery . as most know brat was a flat chested girl that boys and other girls laughed at behind her back when she was in school and even now as a teacher . so she decided to do something about it and heres the result . so far no one at her job has said a word to her about her new huge tits . think about it . what do you say when a once flat chested woman one day has 50 pound cement sacks hanging off her chest the next . it kind of leaves one dumb struck. thanks brat for the picture but as you well know i liked it better when you had the chest of a boy . allan

stunning , just stunning

this beautiful sculpture is by arno breker. a german artist who ,and i just learned this today from an article on aol , is considered by many art experts the michelangelo of the last century . unfortunetly he was also known as hitlers artist . his association with hitler has tarnished his name . this is the man who sculpted all those monumental germanic figures hitler so loved to claim as real art . anyhow , breker thoughout his life till he died at 90 years old had many good friends in the art world post hitler . he counted the likes of salvidor dali as a good friend among many other well known people in the arts. i'm going to do a bit more research on this guy . i've always been curious about the art work that was so important to nazi germany so this guy is a good place to start finding out about it . allan ps, the likeness to britney is uncanny and this sculpture is no more airbrushed then britney is . calling brit airbrushed is just sour grapes from gals with cellulite thighs .

stunning , just stunning

the monks and the lama

mary

as is plain as day to any reasonable person mary has appeared on this dyed easter egg. less obvious and not touted by the owner of the egg is the sinister being in a black cowl atanding behind mary and applying something to her back . of course once you are made aware of the figure it's plain as day its a likeness of the devil or at any rate a demon and being a demonologist my educated guess is he is attaching a witches teat to mary so she can be milked dry of her goodness. the world we live in is so so evil .

nora at her birthday party

lubeedoo's orchid

lubee sent me this picture of an orchid she's had in flower for months now . it's a phal or moth orchid . by the way lu , keep doing what you are doing , it looks great . allan

murder

this makeshift memorial has been set up in memory of a family in a small town in tthe state of washington who have all been murdered alledgedly by a neighbor who has been arrested. to make it even worse the father of the children/husband of their mother is stationed in iraq and now he will have to come home to this. the house was set afire to cover the crime , i don't know if this is the burned house or not. the alledged killer was from an alcohol /drug rehabilitaion half way house in the neighborhood . never allow odd people into your neighborhood is my suggestion . i've always found these types of memorials strange but they must serve a purpose for some people. allan

nora

happy 6th birthday , nora , you are a very beautiful young lady. an admirer, allan

another hippie bus i found being auctioned off on my vw auction site . i also included a picture of an typical vw engine from those days. these were air cooled engines of between 36 and 50 horse power deending on the year. very simple power plants that any handy person could keep running well . this is the same engine that is in the original bugs. both are under powered by american standards but still, these cars got you where you needed to go . i had a 50 horse engine in the camper i had and it took me across america many times and when things went wrong i fixed them myself . you could even change the whole engine within a few hours work . the bug and vw bus/camper were truely an amazing part of automotive history and also cultural history here in america . and to think dr porche designed the peoples car for adolf hitler. allan

1986 buick electra estate wagon

this is also a terrific older car. i had one of these i bought from a neighbor a few years ago. like my lincoln , it's also a luxury car and a pleasure to ride in . i paid them 800 for the car in real nice shape . ran it into the ground for a few years and called the junkie to take it away after the tranny went . the one in the picture i found on the web . it has 12 thousand original miles , is advertized to be like a new car and they are looking for 8 grand for it . way too much for me. when i used to work at estates in the hamptons i used to see these buicks. they were bought for the help to use in doing the shopping for the household . nice cars . if anyone needs a car and doesn't use it for a long commute these old luxury cars can often be bought dirt cheap because people don't want them anymore because of the gas prices . the lincoln i just bought is probably one of the nicest cars i've ever driven in my life and like i said i only paid 200 for it . you don't need a perfect specimen like this buick. even with high miles these types of cars are often a steal and well worth buying to use for a few years . americans are dumb , they will run out and buy a 40 thousand dollar hybrid thinking they are saving money on fuel. whoa , 40 thou buys a lot of fuel but to each his own . allan

i died today

yes, it's me mary jo kopechne. thirty seven years ago , my date for the night , a well known senator from new england , a married man , hard drinking irish man from a well known family of scondrels let me die in a filthy river when our car went off a bridge into the drink . he swam off leaving me behind in the submerged car to die a miserable death in the bloom of my youth while he saved his own skin and career . alas, i would of been 66 now , i bet i would of been a grandma and would have had a life of wonderful memories to look back on if it wasn't for that one night i went out with the drunken slob who let me perish . i included a picture of my hot date and you can see what a pig hes become in his old age . only a glutton allows a belly like that to grow on themselves and only a coward would of let me die alone in that car on this day 37 years ago . my only revenge is he was never able to become president because of my death so i have that to comfort me thru eternity . mary jo

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cake by bidet

bidet lives asked me to put this picture of a cake she made on my blog. she made this cake in anticipation of jessie jacksons rag tag party of blacks,poor jews , homos, american indians and any other fool who falls for jessies rainbow coalition bullshit . jessie cancelled so she donated the cake to the gay pride rainbow parade in dallas . toohotdvm was the parade leader and a great time was had by all till the rednecks led by gypsyjo herded a thousand cows right into the homo parade and broke the whole thing up . sad to report a cow ate the cake but heres proof it existed . allan

the better hippie bus

this hippie bus is often seen going down the street with it's stereo blasting stairway to heaven driven by an old hippie man , emaciated from years of drug use with a long grey braid hanging down his back. sitting next to him is his common law wife of 40 years still looking like one of charlie mansons girls with long straight grey hair hanging to her waist . in the back of the bus are the couples now adult children with spiked hair , covered in tatoos , nose , eye lid , tongue , nipple, labia and penis piercings penetrating their bodies as they search the landscape for a good place to set up the next meth lab .

a second hippie bus

this bus is no way near the quality of the first bus i posted as far as the decoation is concerned . the one side says i love jerry , jerry garcia undoubtedly , a self indulgent, fat ,chain smoking , beer swilling, dope taking millionaire slug who died early from his gluttonous ways. the other side shows influence of mexico with the painting of the mexican hat on it . not a positive asset either . makes the vehicle seems illegal somehow like it just snuck across the mexican border and is heading off to a landscaping job .

hippie vw canper bus

i found this vw bus at an ebay auction . it's a 1971 and is very well painted for this type of thing . one suggestion tho . this is not a vehicle that should be driven drunk or under the influence of drugs . make sure there are no illicit drugs in this camper particularly if it is being used in the south or red neck areas as this vehicle is likely a cop magnet . so stay clean for gene when driving this bus . another suggestion , don't ask anyone for directions to the la bianca or tate residences if you are in this vehicle . ak

Sweety Kitty from shelf

This is Kitty from the shelf . No, not Bidet Kitty . Sweety Kitty or something . She said I could run her picture on my blog (likely hoping for compliments ) so say something nice . It's no skin off your ass even if you are lying and it will make her feel good . There ya go Kitty . Allan

Mt Everest

This is the idiot who lost his legs in an Everest climb then went back to prove he could do it as an amputee and fucked up his hands. Frost bite is such a cool look . On top of that he likely saw a guy dying up there and did very little to help him. Honestly , there must be something wrong with this guys thinking that he needs to prove so much . Everest should be closed down now , leave the mountain to the mountain God . Man has just made a mess of it with climbing trash and bodies left behind . Yes , many bodies are just left up there because it's too difficult to remove them . So they become freeze dried like coffee . Allan

just a nice photo

Neocon Humor

Yuki

This is my gal pal Yuki serving me up my morning egg .

Gals having fun !

Another Lincoln picture

Heres a better picture of the type of car I bought last week for 200 bucks . Of course mine is white and it doesn't have that terrific gold grille . That was a special option generally only mentioned by the dealer to black pimps to go with all the gold teeth and gold bling around their necks . This picture shows how huge the hood is . I went out before and sat in the car and started it up . I can't wait to get this baby on the road. I bet I end up picking up all kinds of broards in 5 inch spike heels and mini skirts walking along the highway . Oh Boy . AK

Old "porn"

This nude is from the 20s . The young lady has quite a nice pair of breasts . A handful of cupable jugs ! Pretty . The drape across her nether parts makes it so much more erotic then the modern split beaver porn of modern times as seen in magazines like hustler.

Who dat wit Kenny Boy?

Lookee here , Kenny , George , George and Jeb get together in 1997 . Just imagine , the man on the far right COULD be the next president of The United States of America!

A Citreon

This Citreon was developed for the french peasants way back in the 50s. It's not the car that LOOKS like the EV 1 as Mum mentioned . It's just an interesting car . The original cars were built on tractor frames with a tractor engine and the front wheels tilted on turns like tractor front wheels do . These were becoming a big fad in England when I was there in the late 60s amongst the English hippie types. They are now collectable cars . Mum, I know the Citreon you mean and couldn't find a picture of the damn thing . AK

General Motors EV 1 (electric vehicle)

This controversial car came out in California in the 90s . It is a comepletely electric car , not a hybrid . It was only offered as a lease , you couldn't buy the car . There's a new small movie out now called "Who killed the electric car?" . In the early 2000s the cars were all recalled and then it got messy . At some point GM cancelled all the leases and took the car off the market even tho there was interest in the car . Anyhow , my question is have any of you people driven this car , possessed it in a lease , seen it on the road? AK

Beautiful machine

One of these took off today . These guys are flying antiques now . These machines are way over the number of flights they were designed to make and besides that they are just plain old. I read the shuttles will be retired in 2010 and be replaced with something different . AK

GOD BLESS AMERICA ON THIS 4TH OF JULY!

Our lady in the harbor , The Statue of Liberty and our fearless leader George W. Bush who in his 6 years as president has protected her from the horrid terrorists of the world . Thank God for George W. Bush .

For Spidey

The Smart Fortwo car also comes in a cabriolet which is even better then the sedan . From what I've read these cars are already being sold in Canada so I wouldn't doubt if you might see one from time to time in northern american states . I have a feeling tis car is going to sell well for people who want a car to use around town . AK

A Joker

This guy is probably trying to impress some broad who is out of the picture . I bet he's German . Seems like German humor. AK